What are some other good quotes by Douglas Adams?

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." "The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Douglas Adams

What is the best Humor quote?

"So many books, so little time." - Douglas Adams

What are some short Humor quotes?

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams "The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Douglas Adams

What is the best quote by Douglas Adams?

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams

They say that 'Guns don't kill people,... - Eddie Izzard

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-Eddie Izzard